Our day at the zoo... The porn zoo!

Chad and I went to the zoo yesterday. It was a beautiful day out and all the animals were active.. and I mean active! Most noteable fornication was taking place at the desert tortoise habitat. One male was going at it on top of a female who just wasn't having it. She was walking around but he stuck to her like super glue. He was making these turtle grunting noises...very entertaining. Next off to the monkeys. We approached what seemed a harmless, lazy monkey, but at closer glance he was pleasureing himself. He had a bright pink doo dad and he was stroking it with such vigor and pride. At first I was a bit offended and probably turned red but then Chad and I burst out in to laughter. We were in tears! Moving on to the white tiger cubs. These guys were so cute. One cub in particular was watching this toddler so intently. The mother would parade the girl in front of the cage and the tiger was following every move. At one moment the tiger was in pounce postion and then attacked the cage towards the toddler. The mother got scared and said "I don't think this is funny anymore, she might get through the fence"... yeah you think? At any rate, best day I've spent at the zoo.