It's a good thing I ain't famous

In my lazy stupor today I was watching one of the silly shows on E! About famous people and all their silly habits. They did a montage (I love a good montage) about all these top celebrities caught scratching their private parts or other less interesting body parts. They had a picture of Michael Douglas picking his nose while reading the news paper and I thought to myself "hey, that could have been me!" (except the part about reading) "it's a good thing I don't have to worry about poporazzi! So I guess life really does have some hidden blessings after all!!! Although a customer did catch me picking my nose the other day but I was in my office alone so he should've been the embarrassed one, not me, and I wasn't so it's all good.