Oh, the horror!

Anyone who knows me knows that I walk fast, talk fast and generally rush thru life, skipping details that are sometimes very important. Case in point, yesterday I went to the bathroom at work. It's a public bathroom in the next hallway over. I storm in there just like I do every day and head straight to the handicap stall at the end, which had the door wide open. Next thing you know there's a woman sittin' on the toilet getting ready to finish her business. I screamed in horror and turned around and yelled out
"oh my god, I am so sorry Linda, I thought this stall was empty!!" and she was very casual and said "oh, it's my fault I gotta learn to close these doors behind me. I'm just so use to being in my own home."
The thing is there was already a girl in there at the sink so it's not like the bathroom was empty. She just had the door wide open. It could've happend to anyone and in 5 years of working there it finally happend to me. I had heard this happening to other girls but never thought I'd be subject to it. The thing about Linda is she's kinda...I don't know how to say it. She's this older, bigger woman who likes to hassle white folk and pay for things with money from her sweaty bra. I even parodied her in our original video because everyone has had a run in with her and now this is just a mental picture I will have be reminded of everytime she walkes in to the store to purchase something, which is twice a day.