Featherless Chicken

Chad is working the overnight shift all this week so needless to say I am sleeping with one eye open, my baseball bat at my side, two phones on the night stand and night lights on in 3 out of 6 rooms. Yes I am a chicken with a capital C. I watch too much news and everynight there is some story of some woman being violated by some home invader. If you've ever been on my street then you should you know where I am coming from. Just in case, I am prepared and won't go down without a fight!
The other night we went to eat chinese and they have a karoake machine next to the "bar." The chinese (sorry "asian" as Chad would correct me) manager got up and started to sing during dinner. Everything from Phil Collins to Elton John, all very badly. He made William Hung sould good! It was hard to get through dinner because I was laughing so much.