Have you seen my balls?

Thanks to my wonderful Chad I got golf clubs for Xmas like I wanted. Today he took me out the driving range and I got my very first lesson. I think I did OK. I got 48 balls. I hit 4 pretty good shots, 3 so-so shots and the rest were just crap but I feel really good about it! Chad is a pretty good coach except when he was yelling at me about my boobs getting in the way of my arms. All I gotta say is he's never had a pair so what the hell is he yelling at me for? I start my official lessons on January 26th for six weeks and hope to improve greatly. If not, then I will just go out and "Happy Gilmore" my way through 18 holes. My arms are pretty sore, didn't really think I'd be getting a work out just standing there. But the best part was I had the prettiest golf bag out there and after all that's what really counts!!