Just call me sucker
I was born with long legs and a huge rack. But for some reason I do not use my feminine persuasion to my advantage. Case in point: I returned my Dodge POS to Enterprise on Tuesday and I am expecting to pay for my insurance. $25.00 is pretty reasonable. The guy pulls up the contract and says I owe $177.00. I stared blankly and said "can you explain this to me?" and so he mumbles some jargon I don't understand and so I say "I owe you how much?" After I pick up my jaw off the dirty floor I told him that he completely side swiped me on these charges. Apparently they charge you $25.00 per day, much to my dismay. Well he was already giving me the googly eyes when I walked in so he tells me "how about I meat you half way you and you pay half?" I told him it wasn't the matter of the money ( I lied) but that I was just so shocked to find I'd be paying more for a 6 day rental (that wasn't even my choice) then I'd be pay for an entire months worth of coverage. I know if I had just batted my eyelashes at him slung my boobs up on the counter that I probably could've gotten the entire fee knocked out but I just don't work that way. I hate that about me. Women do this all the time to men and I have the right equipment just not the gall. I just have too much respect for people which is ironic considering how much I hate them.
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