Tis the season for turkeys

I got my car back today!!!! Yay!!!! no more Kia rent-a-car!!! Yay!!!! but I think they stole my engine and gave me someone's crappy running engine cause it doesn't drive like how I remember it. Now I know it's been a month since I've driven a stick and a 4 cylinder isn't as fast as a V6 but I'm not stupid. I have to really push that gas pedal to get it going and I swear when I left her she only had 41119 miles on it and now she has 43250 miles on it. How many miles did they have to test drive it to know that the bumper wash smashed in? Plus they forgot to give me back that carpet-covered particle board thing that seperates my back seats from the trunk. But again, at atleast its not a Kia.
When I got home Chad was getting swindled by one of those fast talking push magazine salesmen. He wasn't gonna even get a subscription just a bunch of homeless people would get the magazines. I ask you, what do homeless people need with a subscription to People? He gave that douche $49.00 and I said "oh no you didn't!" and I went up to that jive talking turkey and I says to him, I says "he changed his mind. give me that money back" and he gave the look as though he knew some cracker was gonna beat him silly when they found out that he gave me back the money but I didn't care. He asked if we'd be willing to give a smaller amount and I said "NO" I says "he didn't authorize this with me. I'm his wife and he can't be giving out $49.00 to total strangers, shit." and I walked off. I felt so good about myself. I just went up to him and wasn't about to take any grief. I apologized to Chad for embarrassing him and he said he wasn't emabarrassed just felt silly for falling for his schpiel. I fell for it years ago when I was a young naive school girl but I got my revenge today and I got Chad his money back which made me feel good. Then I got him to buy me dinner so it was a win win all over the place.