JoJo's top 5 ickiest Hollywood guys

Why would I post this list? Well I think about this stupid stuff and it's midnight and I can't sleep. So without further ado:
#5: Tom Cruise
What is this creep doing? I used to like him but lately his trip on the crazy train has left me dumb-founded. He's making a spectacle of this poor Katie Holmes, preaching of his cooky religion of Scientology and picking on poor Brooke Shields.
#4: Ryan Seacrest (Host of American Idol)
I don't like him because first, I think American Idol is the crappiest show. He's a yes-man, no talent, not-so-pretty pretty boy. This creep won't be around after American Idol, unfortunately I think that crap heap will go on for awhile.
#3: Nick and Aaron Carter (Backstreet Boys and not really sure why the younger one is famous.)
I grouped these two scumbags together because they are related and so white-trash, all the boy band millions can't buy them any class. Two creeps in one family.
#2: Rob Thomas (lead singer of Matchbox 20)
I don't know why I hate this guy so much, maybe because all their music is like nails on a chalkboard to me and so overplayed I often hum those awful songs against my own will. He seems like a creep.

and finally the number 1 Hollywood creep I hate... R. Kelley
It's not bad enough he's a child molester. Actually that is bad enough, I don't care for his music but even if I did, his obsession with 12 year old girls and child porn is enough for me to deny I ever liked him. He was married to the now dead Alliyah (don't know anything about her except she and her entourage played a big part in their single-engine plain crash because they refused to leave their heavy luggage behind) who was 16 at the time and later divorced or possibly annulled by her parents who, if I'm not mistaken would have had to approve the marriage of their under-aged daughter to marry that perv. If you haven't seen the "trapped in the closet" 5 part mini-series music video (only available on DVD or you can just pirate it off the internet.) Chad and I highly recommend this for a good laugh.
Tune in tomorrow when I will be discussing the new reality series Being Bobby Brown.