When i finally rule the world...

A brillant idea came to me the other day while waiting in line at a red arrow to make a left turn. The first guy in line ofcourse was picking his nose or something and dilly-dallied on makeing his left turn which made the rest of us have to wait longer and inevitably made the last few people in line miss the green arrow and wait another cycle. So, why not put in to place the sniper program. It's genius (not for people of amnesty international but good for most others.) So you didn't take off in a reasonable amount of time? Well you have two more times to go before the sniper (conveniently placed on a roof top) takes a shot at you. Cruel? Well have you been in Phoenix traffic lately? It's cruel to make me wait in my hot car any longer than the red light will allow. Now I know you are thinking "shooting the driver is only going to slow you down more" but the driver will be taken out a couple of miles later, away from traffic. Still too cruel for you? Fine, we'll just have his front tire taken out by the sniper instead. The guy in front of me would've been snipered this morning. He was so out of it I had to honk to get him back in to this time zone. I am not exempt though. I would've been taken out the other day, although I was second in line and only one car behind me and he made it through the light with me, but never the less...