Why have we not yet taken over Canada?

No really. We are already the most powerful, rich country. If we had Canada we'd have that much more land and more residents and no one would ever want to mess with us! I mean it's already like America Junior. Let's just invade. Honestly, have you ever heard of their army. Have they ever gone to war? I know nothing about Canada and I assume that's because they are wasps and keep to themselves. I mean no one ever says "let's go vacation in Canada!" That will be on my agenda when I rule the world.

Yesterday I volunteered my finger tips for pin cushion duty. My cashier Vicki is in training to be a medical assistant and they needed practice so Amy and I went over and had our cholesterol and glucose levels checked and in order to do that they prick your finger to draw blood. Well wouldn't you know I am not a bleeder! Vicki couldn't get enough blood to come out. Man I can't do anything right!! I had them check my blood pressure and it was off the charts but what else is new?

I gave out candy the other night for the first time ever. I usually don't like it because it's a hassle to get up constantly but mostly because all the kids in my old neighborhood where little bastards! I probably won't do it again next year. Some of the older kids didn't bother to dress up and some of them weren't dressed up enough, meaning these 13 year-old girls left the house is their skank wear and passed it off as a costume. I am talking mini skirts and bra tops with fish knit stalkings. most of the kids didn't even bother to say "trick or treat" and most didn't say "thank you" or anything at all, they just pushed their pillow cases up to me. I ran out of candy in about 45 minutes because I was giving all the kids who came early 2 to 3 pieces each. I didn't think I'd get that many kids coming. I am a beginner, still learning the proper protocal for giving stuff out for free at my door step.