It's all flowers and sausages till someone gets hurt

So another buyback season has come and gone and for the most part it was uneventful. Tuesday I was sick as dog and spent some time dry heaving in to my trash can. Then this lady damned me and Patrick last night and said fuck like 5 times so I knew it was for sure buyback week. Then today Kristian comes down with pneumonia and poor Aimee is hung over from her concert last night and want's to come in late. Of course today we were slammed and the rest of the week was fairly quiet (except for the fuck lady) and so I got my workout for the day. Then I got this crazy british instructor freaking out cause her special hat didn't arrive in time for graduation tomorrow and I gotta spend 20 minutes on the phone with some pissed off puerto rican lady to find her a PhD hat in time for tomorrow's ceremony. See, she can't be seen in a PhD gown and a regular cap, that would make her look silly. As if anyone knows the difference. She couldn't even decide which school she got her degree from when she ordered her stuff. Then Kevin (my boss) strolls in a we sit for a conference call and he's like a 5 year old and can't pay attention and then he gets me to goof off with him and I miss all the important stuff I should be listening to on my call. I laugh because my job is so easy but sometimes it catches up with me and kicks me in the ass. BUT I did manage to sqeeze in a 45 minute workout on my elipse when I got home. I am quite proud because that 45 minutes is equivalent to a 5 mile walk/jog. Ohh look at me I'm buffbob sexypants!