Bonding with my fellow man

After work I stopped at Wal-Mart to get some groceries and I had 15 items so I got in the 20 items or less line. Well, I was 3 people behind and the woman at the register had 40+ items. The girl in front of me said "she's got more than 20 items"
and I said
"clearly those signs are for decoration"
then this couple gets in line behind me and I tell them
"that woman has like 40 things in her basket" then the 3 of us start telling our best long line stories from Wal-Mart.
See, people, this is what happens when you demand more blogging. I have to blog about my trivial crap because I simply don't have anything else to say.
Actually I do. have you ever stopped to consider what would happen if everybody loved eachother? The other day I was thinking how rare it is to find love. The chances of you liking someone at the same time they like you and then having anything come of it is all in good timing. Then I thought
"what would it be like if you liked everyone you met?" That would suck. If every time you saw someone new you thought
"I just have to talk to that person."
You'd never get a break. You have to be nice all the time and buy xmas gifts for like a gazillion people. You'd go horse cause you'd have way too many people to chat with. Not to mention the sheer re-production would over croud this country so fast that we'd all be nut-to-butt all the time. Ewww. That's why I hate everyone. It's so much easier that way.