Asshat says What?

Today I went over to talk to one of the secretaries and she had this huge smudge of toner on her forhead. I says to Gina I says "you have some ink or something on your forehead" and she's like "uh, no it's Ash Wednesday" and I said "oh, I'm stupid." so yeah that was my retard moment of the week. But in my 28 years on this earth I've never seen the ash on anyone's forehead. Furthermore I thought I was doing her a favor by not letting her walk around with toner on her head. It wasn't in the shape of the cross either, it looked as though she had way to much ink on her hands and then wiped her head. Jesus, how was I supposed to know?
In other news, JoJo is sick of cleaning up puppy pee. I swear to Jebus if she doesn't just wait until I'm not in sight and just lets it rip. I've been following her like a hawk but I never catch her peeing. What do I do? I've got 2 jobs. I can't be dictating my day around pee. Good news is that Shadow is finally accepting Chloe. She's plays with her now and they nap together. It's so precious I could just shit. Okay, time to go watch LOST. Until next time...