the vortex is getting worse

not sure if I've ever mentioned our vortex. basically, there is a big black void where air waves and sound waves and all sorts of frequencies and signals come to die. it starts at our community mailbox, approx 100 yards away. not sure where it ends but most of the time if i'm on my cell phone and I'm driving home past the mailbox I can almost pin point the exact moment where my call will drop. when we moved in we discovered that the ceiling fan in the living room would turn on by itself at usually the same time each weekend or in the middle of the night. Either the lights or the fan or both at random dimness and fan speeds. nothing completely out of the ordinary but now I'm noticing other things that seem to be associated, or at least unexplained and therefore related until explained! the TV in the living room skips out audio every few minutes for a second to five seconds sometimes. I told Chad to ask the TV repairman about it when he came out a few months ago and the idiot (not Chad, the repairman) told us to call the cable company. I think he thought that we didn't know the diference in censorship from the networks and poor audio output. oh well i guess. now the garage door has stopped responding to both Chad's and my clickers and also the pin pad on the outside of the house. It still opens from the inside of the garage. Besides the fact that my cordless phones only ring every 10 calls or so (I miss a lot of calls) now one of them drops calls at random, usualy when I check voicemail. I have never heard of a land line dropping calls. Even back in the 80's when we had some of the primitive cordless phones with the metal antenna's that everyone would eventually break did they ever drop a call. Very very very annoying! Several light bulbs have gone out and when I replace them they still don't work. And as if that wasn't weird enough my computer (and I think Chad's) drops the internet connection. Today it's (oh there it goes again "local area network cable unplugged") been happening a lot. Last night I plugged my camera in to charge for 2 hours before I went out and not only did it not charge but wouldn't work again until this morning. The battery was so dead. Deader than a door nail. The guy who lived here before us was an electrician and did a lot of his own work on the house so that could have a lot to do with it but I still say it's the vortex. It's getting much worse. If it's not a vortex than we're sitting on top of some indian barial ground. Anyone know a good witch doctor?