post thanksgiving splendor

Yes I gorged myself on Chad's perfectly cooked turkey on Thursday. Later, after my third serving, I passed out on the couch from the triptifine (sp?) and wine overdose. My old "boss" Guy (who's last name is ironically Boss!)and his wife Michelle cam over for dinner.On Friday Chad and I went out to shop. We were quickly reminded why we never go out on black Friday after standing in line at Kohls for 30 minutes. The store was completely torn apart and women were going mad over stupid things like mini choppers. I was deeply appauled and vow to never leave the house again the day after thanksgiving. I saw on the news Macy's in New York letting the women in at 5:00 a.m. and they were knocking each other over trying to get in the door. Hurting other women just to get in the door.Again, appauling! This may be the first year I do my holiday shopping online. So far this weekend all I have really accomplished it washing Thursday's dishes and setting Tivo to record 10+ movies. Oh what a wonderful drug my turkey is!

lesson of the week...

Last thursday I got a reminder of what a pisser society can be. I was returning from the registration office after paying my tuition and I set my wallet down on the counter while I was talking to Jamie Dogg. About twenty minutes go by and we finally get a customer. She was very sticky sweet polite but it was all a ruse. After she left I realized that I had left my wallet on the counter and now it was gone. I freaked! I had atleast 6 credit cards in there, including my debit card. I got her name off her recently completed buyback slip and ran over to security. Not really sure what I intended to do, I gave them her name and before you know it me and Ed the on duty police officer were pulling this girl out of her math class. Well she was so cooperative and I was standing by thinking of how I was going to apologize for this stupid mistake when Ed pulled my wallet out of her backpack. Well then he read her her Miranda rights and was hauling her off back to security. She had already managed to take my last two dollar bills but had not yet touched my credit cards. Thank God she actually went to class otherwise she might have been off to the mall. So I didn't press charges because I feel mostly to blame for giving her the opportunity to rip me off and now most likely she is going to be expelled fromt he entire school district. Turns out Amy went to high school with this girl and apparently she is a big trashy ho! So now I have learned my lesson, Let this be a lesson for the rest of you!

pouncing tiger, hidden toddler 

mona monkey wang 

tortoise lovin' 

Our day at the zoo... The porn zoo!

Chad and I went to the zoo yesterday. It was a beautiful day out and all the animals were active.. and I mean active! Most noteable fornication was taking place at the desert tortoise habitat. One male was going at it on top of a female who just wasn't having it. She was walking around but he stuck to her like super glue. He was making these turtle grunting noises...very entertaining. Next off to the monkeys. We approached what seemed a harmless, lazy monkey, but at closer glance he was pleasureing himself. He had a bright pink doo dad and he was stroking it with such vigor and pride. At first I was a bit offended and probably turned red but then Chad and I burst out in to laughter. We were in tears! Moving on to the white tiger cubs. These guys were so cute. One cub in particular was watching this toddler so intently. The mother would parade the girl in front of the cage and the tiger was following every move. At one moment the tiger was in pounce postion and then attacked the cage towards the toddler. The mother got scared and said "I don't think this is funny anymore, she might get through the fence"... yeah you think? At any rate, best day I've spent at the zoo.

just another day in avondale

I am done voting and i was in and out in less than 5 minutes. Do you think the voter volunteers look at your ballot and laugh at your choices? If I was volunteering and I was the girl that stood at the machine that takes your ballot, I'd laugh everytime someone brought me one with a vote for Bush. I'd be like "you're a jesus loving, war loving red neck!" sorry to be so harsh but that's just how it is. Vote Kerry!
So anyway, went to the eye doctor yesterday and got a clean bill of health. What bothered me was when my doctor said that she just couldn't understand why I ever wore glasses when I was a child. How great was that to think that all those years of the thickest, ugliest glasses possible I could have been walking around the playground with out them...a 3rd grade hottie!
Finally got my satelite radio on Sunday and so far I have come to causing many accidents trying to change channels (haven't memorized 150 channels yet) But it kicks ass none the less. "If you have the means, i highly recommend picking one up. Their so choice" Can you name that movie?