watch out for the yellow ice! 

Mario Party 

well my mormon influence will be coming to an end soon. my cashier, Garn, will be leaving for the motherland (Utah) soon and then off to his mission to Zimbobwe (just kidding I don't know where they're sending him.) Garn and Amy came over on Friday and the four of us played Mario Party 6 all night. Chad was undisputed winner as always. We had lots of laughs and the three of us cursed enough to leave some sort of bad influence on the Garn. He needs it bad!
The next day the sky fell in Peoria (see picture above.) All of a sudden thunder started directly over the house. I mean the house was shaking! then the hale (hail?) came down for about 3 minutes and then it was done. We went to the dealership to pick my car up and the guy inside asked if we just drove back from Flagstaff. I said no and he asked "then why do you have all that snow on the back of your car?" Jackass! Can't tell the difference between snow and hale (hail?) but who am I kidding I probably would of thought it was snow too. I mean I don't even know how to spell hail!!

I decided to drop my french class. Chad and I agreed that we are too poor to go to Europe this summer so we are going to Mexico (or something south of the border) instead. I already know how to speak Mexican! It works out better this way because I think my teacher was a loon anyway.
Aunt Lucy and I went to dinner and stuffed ourselves and now I am feeling like a glutton. work was supposed to be easier today but with two employees out me and Amy are strapped to cash registers and there fore getting dumber by the day talking to the retards! They are sucking my will to live!! Last week alone in just four working days we cleared $206,000. The retards were out in full force. Because of them, I can afford to go to Mexico! Ole!

too tired to go on...

Well I know it's been almost a month since I've posted but work has been kicking my ass! Rush is almost over and my sanity is suffering for it. The local retards have gone super retarded. The faculty have gotten spoiled by having exactly what they want when they want it and the first time something goes slightly off schedule they freak out. Basically no one wants to take any sort of responsibility for anything. Last night we closed and a woman was pleading with me to let her in even though we had been closed for 10 minutes. She said she had homework to do and needed her book and I said to her " well where have you been this whole week? Why did you wait until 10 minutes after we closed to come buy your book?" and she just gave me her super retarded shoulder shrug. She also didn't understand a whole lot of English so...
I started my French class on Tuesday and my teacher is from France and automatically thinks we all must know some French (this is beginners class) and we jump right in to pronunciation, no alphabet, no vocabulary nothing. None of know what the hell we're saying and then she keeps asking us in French what does that mean? You tell us lady! Man, no wonder everybody hates the French, they really are pompous and think they're better than everybody else. Eventually it got better but I don't know how she got certified to teach. This week I start golf lessons. I am looking forward to it a lot. But a couple of weekends ago when Chad took me out for 9 holes I caught some crazy ass allergy and thought I might die from the pain in my head. I have never had allergies or sinus headaches so that was an experience all on it's own.