Oh yes the peeling is good

I got a sunburn in Mexico and I absolutely love peeling off my skin. Very gross to most but I think most people at one time or another put white glue in their palm just so they could peel it right off. I have been peeling and everyone keeps bringing up Goldmember. Amy offered to get me a box to keep all my dead skin in today. She's a good friend. When Chad peels I have to take his skin off when he isn't looking cause he hates it. I only get one shot a day so I have to make it count. So do you enjoy peeling or am I crazy? Don't answer that last part!

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My poor bull. I will name him Pedro and he will live on in my memories! 

View from our hotel. See the rocks on the beach? 

Chitchen-Itza 

Bienvenidos a casa!

Good to be home from Mexico . We had a great time, ate lots of food, drank lots of Mexican beer and I got a sunburn/tan. We got there a day late due to dear hurricane Emily. We were boarded on Sunday afternoon as planned but they had us de-plain and we ended up staying the night in Houston. Finally got there Monday afternoon. Our hotel was pretty nice, not as nice as the Moon Palace down the way but we chose the Sun Palace because it had a nice beach... not so nice after a hurrican. All there were was rocks, big sharp rocks. We went to a bull fight. Worst experience ever! For me anyway. We thought they might actually kill the bull but figured they wouldn't since it was off season and this was strictly a show for the tourists. Chad said he thought they would just use red paint to symbolize killing the bull but no. They spent a good 45 minutes taking down this poor animal. I got about half way through and then they brought our the swords and I started crying. I walked out and sat in the entrance way with other discusted mothers and their children. I accept that's it's a "sport" and a tradition in spanish culture but to see this poor bull have to suffer for so long, basically bleading to death was very difficult. In my mind he's still alive since I never actually saw him die but I know he did die and I will morn that bull for the rest of my life.
Next we went to Chichen-Itza. Beautiful historic site deep in the Yucatan jungle. We had a really cool tour guide who knew his stuff and would end each statement with "what you think about that, eh?" The site was recently overrun with vendors trying to sell their souvenirs. The whole family was out selling. Grandma's to the six-year-olds. It was so hot and humid and miserable and I ended up not hiking up to the top of the famous pyramid simply out of discomfort.

We went snorkeling and that was fun also. We swam in two different spots. I have heard that Cozumel (the island 45 miles off shore) has some of the best diving and snorkeling but I have to disagree. Or, we just booked a sub-par tour, not sure at this point. I will post those pics once I get them developed off my under water camera. All in all a great trip but I am tired and glad to be sleeping in my own bed.

When i finally rule the world...

A brillant idea came to me the other day while waiting in line at a red arrow to make a left turn. The first guy in line ofcourse was picking his nose or something and dilly-dallied on makeing his left turn which made the rest of us have to wait longer and inevitably made the last few people in line miss the green arrow and wait another cycle. So, why not put in to place the sniper program. It's genius (not for people of amnesty international but good for most others.) So you didn't take off in a reasonable amount of time? Well you have two more times to go before the sniper (conveniently placed on a roof top) takes a shot at you. Cruel? Well have you been in Phoenix traffic lately? It's cruel to make me wait in my hot car any longer than the red light will allow. Now I know you are thinking "shooting the driver is only going to slow you down more" but the driver will be taken out a couple of miles later, away from traffic. Still too cruel for you? Fine, we'll just have his front tire taken out by the sniper instead. The guy in front of me would've been snipered this morning. He was so out of it I had to honk to get him back in to this time zone. I am not exempt though. I would've been taken out the other day, although I was second in line and only one car behind me and he made it through the light with me, but never the less...

My name is JoJo and I'm an Animal Crossing addict1

I spend hours playing this game! I recently paid off my house and all I got was a silver statue as a thank you. Chad got a gold statue, total crap if you ask me. Why should he get gold and I get silver. As if to say to all the animals in town, JoJo is second best. I am going to write a strongly worded letter to Nintendo! Yeah, I could barely put the game down to come and blog.

What is up with famous people?

I am still on my tangent about famous folks. Today's topic, as promised on my last blog, is Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston . Have you seen this show? It's called Being Bobby Brown and it's on Bravo. It follows him around as he and his wife argue in public, he gets drunk, the teenage daughter mouths off to him, basically it's The Osbournes only with less class! On the very first episode, Bobby tells us that one night Whitney was constipated and she just couldn't get her business out so he dug in there and dug it out for her because it was simply "too big." Why would you do that and why in the world would you tell anyone that? Disturbing, yet I am still watching. These people give disfunctional a whole new perspective. I am embarresed to watch and yet want to keep watching because I am such awe at what famous people do in there spare time. How they spend money is fascinating to me. The last epidose they went to London and went shopping in Harrod's (big department store over there, very hoitty toitty) and they were loud, tacky and just giving Americans a bad name. Whitney is crazy in my book. Bobby has been to jail twice (I think) for smacking her around. He's a diva in every sense of the word. Fame is just the biggest burden for her and he hasn't done anything in so long and stops to talk to every fan, much to the dismay of Whitney. I suggest watching atleast one episode just so you can feel better about yourself and at the end of a bad day you can tell yourself "well, atleast I'm not married to Bobby Brown" )or Whitney if you're a male.

JoJo's top 5 ickiest Hollywood guys

Why would I post this list? Well I think about this stupid stuff and it's midnight and I can't sleep. So without further ado:
#5: Tom Cruise
What is this creep doing? I used to like him but lately his trip on the crazy train has left me dumb-founded. He's making a spectacle of this poor Katie Holmes, preaching of his cooky religion of Scientology and picking on poor Brooke Shields.
#4: Ryan Seacrest (Host of American Idol)
I don't like him because first, I think American Idol is the crappiest show. He's a yes-man, no talent, not-so-pretty pretty boy. This creep won't be around after American Idol, unfortunately I think that crap heap will go on for awhile.
#3: Nick and Aaron Carter (Backstreet Boys and not really sure why the younger one is famous.)
I grouped these two scumbags together because they are related and so white-trash, all the boy band millions can't buy them any class. Two creeps in one family.
#2: Rob Thomas (lead singer of Matchbox 20)
I don't know why I hate this guy so much, maybe because all their music is like nails on a chalkboard to me and so overplayed I often hum those awful songs against my own will. He seems like a creep.

and finally the number 1 Hollywood creep I hate... R. Kelley
It's not bad enough he's a child molester. Actually that is bad enough, I don't care for his music but even if I did, his obsession with 12 year old girls and child porn is enough for me to deny I ever liked him. He was married to the now dead Alliyah (don't know anything about her except she and her entourage played a big part in their single-engine plain crash because they refused to leave their heavy luggage behind) who was 16 at the time and later divorced or possibly annulled by her parents who, if I'm not mistaken would have had to approve the marriage of their under-aged daughter to marry that perv. If you haven't seen the "trapped in the closet" 5 part mini-series music video (only available on DVD or you can just pirate it off the internet.) Chad and I highly recommend this for a good laugh.
Tune in tomorrow when I will be discussing the new reality series Being Bobby Brown.

This was just over my head at work, what I saw in the parking lot. 

Amy and I went out for sushi tonight to celebrate her 24th birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!! Dan Majerle was sitting next to us and he had some hot bimbo blonde date. I probably wouldn't have noticed him except I saw his commerical today for some dealership. Guess basketball doesn't pay as much as we thought. I was watching them (he's the third famous person I've seen so I couldn't help it) and they barely spoke to eachother, looked like a pretty pathetic date to me. He's a big guy. Very tall and a huge head. I didn't see them leave so I don't know how tall he is exactly, but he was the tallest guy there easily.
Well most of you know that most of Arizona is on fire. I snapped some photos (see above) with my cell phone the other day. Scary stuff.