So bored can't even think of catchy title

Amy has the day off today. She's getting her eyes poked at so she can get laser surger. So I am Bored with a capital B. Uneventful weekend. Went to the swapmart. Now there are some new smells I've never sniffed before. Lots of shady people in there. Took the old lady to the fabric shop which is always a bore and super smelly experience also. Helped her pick out a lace tablecloth for about 10 minutes. I swear they all looked alike just slightly different sizes. Watched the Oscars and was so happy The Aviator didn't win best picture. That was the longest piece of shit I've sat through in a long time. Aunt Lucy is in love with Richard Gere. Thinks Pretty Woman is the best movie ever made. She saw him on the Oscars last night and got all excited then I told her is was Warren Beaty and she didn't believe me. Then she said he (Gere) should've gotten an Oscar for something cause he's so cute and I told her he was a no-talent ass-clown and she didn't like that very much. I did.
My side still hurts. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow to see if I am diabetic and maybe he'll give me some pain killers. He's good at giving me perscriptions. They always help but I sort of wish he was more hands on (not literally) I mean just took more time to find out if there's actually something wrong with me, I mean besides the obviouse. I know I am super healthy besides the blood pressure but I think he thinks I am a hypocondriak (if nothing else a bad speller) because I make an appointment when soemthing bothers me for more than a month and sure enough when I finally get an appointment the pain stops and he can't find anything wrong with me but I still walk out of his office with a perscription. The only thing he won't perscribe for is my blood pressure which he says he's worried about but makes me make an appointment for 3 weeks later just to make sure it's still high. I've been going to him for 5 years and it hasn't dropped. He just wants my co-pay! Hope I am not a diabetic but I think eventually it's gonna get me like it got my grandmother and mother.
I may be planning a celebration maybe the weekend after next. What's the occasion you ask? Nothing except I get my house and TV and sanity back! That's good enough reason to celebrate if I do say so myself. Stay tuned I wil keep you posted.

10 days to go!

The old lady is leaving next Sunday. I am so ready for my life to be mine again. Finally saw Chad this morning for the first time since Monday. We see eachother so little, I'd say an average of maybe 10 hours a week, give or take an hour. That's like 3 hours consectutively two days a week and the rest is cumulative.
I have developed an addiction. Online shopping. I have spent up to 6 hours this week looking at Amazon.com for useless pointless stuff that I could easily live without. But hey atleast I have another backpack to go with my 5 other backpacks. Good God I need help.
I pulled a muscle playing golf the other night at class. Right under my left boob. It hurts to sleep, lay on, cough, sometimes breathe. Chad always emphasizes stretching and I did just not as well as I should have. No one else stretches and the teacher never ever mentioned it. Speaking of golf I put an ad up on Ebay under the "I want it" category. Basically the point is to post what you are looking for and people can find you to show you their auction. Well I put on the post that I was looking for Hello Kitty Golf Club Covers. I get some creep respond to it today with "Uncle OJ's Bloody Golf Ball' White balls with red "blood" spot on them. So gross and tacky. The picture showed the bloody balls. They even came with an official box and everything. Sicko creep. Last week some woman offers me a Hello Kitty umbrella holder which was basically a grocery bag with Hello Kitty drawn on it. Psycho!

My extravagent valentine present to myself. Only cost me $20.00 

sidebar of dinner cooking, crazy texans! 

Work is for suckers!

Been busy this week with inventory but now that that's done I can slack off at work again! I've been going none stop since January 3rd.
I need to send out mad props to Jamie for her awesome dinner on Sunday night. She made chinese (asian as Chad would correct me) lemon chicken, fried rice and shrimp and veggies, all extremely deliciouse. Then last night Chad made the best dinner ever!! The house smelled like a Texas BBQ restaurant. He made beef brisket and baked beans and cole slaw all from scratch then a fabulous BBQ sauce and fresh french bread. The 3 of us were piggies! I am the only person I know who blogs about dinner. I have a one track mind. don't have any thing fun planned for the 3 day weekend except lots of sleep.
Laslty, I just have to pat myself on the back for an excellant golf lesson on Wednesday. We finally got to take a swing at the ball instead of just putting or pitching. Thanks to Chad's pre-lessons I was the only one in the class who got my ball off the ground and high up in to the aire each and every swing. My teacher came by twice and said what a nice swing I have. I finally feel like it's coming together. It feels natural now no longer uncomfortable.

happy birthday Adam

thank you to Adam and Jennifer for a fabulous dinner out last night. I didn't get to partake in the rest of the festivities but I hear the strippers where old, rude and one of them picked her nose in front of Chad. Very classy!
I golfed with Chad on Tuesday and I must say that i am improving, although the first hole was so bad that if I owned the course I'd have kicked me off for such bad ball handling. I also forgot my club and had to run back and find it. I think Chad was really pissed off and embarresed but he didn't say anything and he got over it quickly. I did manage to get on the green on a Par 3. That made me very happy because people were watching and I didn't want to make an ass of myself (I mean any more of an ass than I had earlier that day.)
I am working alone today as Amy is cleaning her old apartment so she can get back her deposit. Aparently cat piss is not easy to get out. That's why I own a dog, they only piss in the yard (most of the time) This weekend Jamie is having Amy and I over for a Valentines dinner and movie afterwards. I wil let you all know how that goes on Sunday.

puppy bowl

Not much to say tonight except earlier during the super bowl there was nothing on tv. I get out of the shower and find the old lady watching Animal Planet (or as I like to call it, the sad kitty channel.) Nothing unusual here except they were playing the Puppy Bowl. It was a bunch of puppies, different breeds and sizes, playing in a pen designed to look like a football stadium. No commercials. Just puppies running around playing, eating and drinking water, all to cutsie music. Oh and I forgot to mention all the ass sniffing going on. She watched this for almost 45 minutes!!! So it's official. When you get old you'll watch any crap for 45 minutes before you realize how much it sucks. Although it was good for a laugh.

tax time is wonderful time

Turbotax.com is the greatest invention ever! I got my federal taxes done tonight and am getting a huge chunk of change back from the man. Now I can afford to stay at the hotel in Cancun that serves the fresh cookies everyday! I mean you can't pass up fresh cookies!
Amy got a palm pilot today and it's awesome. She says I need one and maybe she's right. I need to blow $300.00 on a pda so I can store all my... yeah I got nothing to store. I'd rather spend my refund on cookies!